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THE PRECISE SPEECH EVERYONE EXCLAIMED UPON RELEASE:

" 'INALLY! A HYPERAWESOMESAUCINGTONNINESS ANTIARTIFICIALITY MAXIMALITY INSPERIENCE THAT WE WILL NOW PRE-INSTANTLY ENGRAVE INTO THE LIVING ETERNAL EPITAPH AS 'GOATED QUOTED ANTIWOATED WOAH WOAH WOAH THIS ATMOSPHERE GOT ME FLOATED NO ONE #VILL EVER CLONE IT... YES'

ANYTHING THAT CAN BE DONE INSTANTANEOUSLY HAS NO VALUE

ANYTHING THAT CAN BE DONE INSTANTANEOUSLY HAS NO VALUE

ANYTHING THAT CAN BE DONE INSTANTANEOUSLY HAS NO VALUE

ANYTHING THAT CAN BE DONE INSTANTANEOUSLY HAS NO VALUE

ANYTHING THAT CAN BE DONE INSTANTANEOUSLY HAS NO VALUE

LET US NOW DESTROY OUR RESIDENCES WITH A "YAY!" COUNTENANCE IN ORDER TO SEVER THE UNLAYERED GORDIAN KNOT AND TREACH...ERR...OUSLY TRAVERSE OUR SPIRIT TO THE RED PYR...UHH...MID REALMTING, BWOS'VE!"

THE EXACT THOUGHT THAT OCCURRED IN YOUR MIND: Whheeewww! Mesuppose I've got an ITCH to continue this game! I OWE it to the supremely talented developer to finish it! 

Submachine. Did you know it got 9 sequels, 4 spin-offs and a remake that combines all of them in non-flash HD? Did you know it's the greatest point and click game of all time? Did you know it's entirely hand drawn by an actual architect? WELL NOW YOU DO SO GO BUY SUBMACHINE LEGACY ON STEAM... #Errhaps

Metrust you heavily bwo but ouh xeemingly removed some of THE hyperswaggiest, yessiest leveljejjings to ever exist (Well Protected Grove is the biyyiest level in biystory, and such.) so the replacementce better be yoiphchying my nasal cavity like some six men of the year hitting full court 3 pointers in game 9 of the finals type fumes ... yar I'm robviously styll 'laying dis1 but zou're gonna have to have really outdonny ouhrself to yustify xome've dis heeheehuhuhuhoho nonsense... #SLURCHINGONDEFAULTITUDES