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I downloaded Java, but the application crashes within seconds of starting every time I try, is there a solution to this?

The real crime is that you probably never got paid...

hey! i tried playing it in browser and got a "Maximum call stack size" error, and thats what iget every time

It loaded in 8 bit lmfaoo

You dont use that, You just type it in! its only a graphic! :D

hey! on the name selection bit it isnt letting me type, is that normal?

Great game, it was just a black screen for a while but i just had to wait a bit for it to load, it took like 10-13 minutes but it loaded!

I swear to god, this damn game is too cute and sad all at the same time...

Gee A wholesome game made by a person named corpsepile? I dont see anything wrong here!

"You left the baby to die" Bitch shut yo-

If i had something other than a chromebook i'd play this in a heartbeat!

millionaire simulator :DDD

This game was truly amazing, I honestly and truly wish we could see more of Robin and joseph, Thats the only sad part, Peoples Oc's cant be mass produced like in most books, which makes it special but also bittersweet to play/read, all in all this game is definitely one ill be playing multiple times