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stop horseing around

laugh now

I reallllly hope that the third and fourth tower aren't download exclusives because I'm in school! really fun game!

I dont like the boss on stage two though I personally think it needs a rework.

-uses the nuke insanely frequently

-for the frequency it does way too much damage

-doesn't do like anything else. at all. "jump boy, jump!" "No Father, I Would Rather Do This." wrath of a thousand suns.

what kind of full remaster did I miss jesus this doesn't even feel like the same game but I love it

hearing people explain chess feels like reading heiroglyphics already what the hell do you mean its a tower defense now

yippee!

I'm on a chromebook. Im in school. I can play this. what the f-

something i forgot to mention. you shouldnt be able to get Coined Heart as an option on the first level. I have gotten it first as a choice when I couldnt get it too many times >:(

I love the game, but I think some thing are kinda needed, like a better way to know where chests are. chests are kinda like things that are like "hey, you were an idiot and clicked on a spot with a mine, but don't worry I'm actually a chest!" and then give you a relic (and are sometimes more like "hey you clicked on a mine, but thats okay I'm a chest! SIKE IM A MIMIC!").

YOU FOOL! CRYSTAL BALL GO! 

I found an absolutely ridiculous seed lmao. 000064DBBA29 , I had TWELVE HEARTS (and still lost on the second stage))

fun idea that I think you should add! secret bonus conditions that dont need to be met, but could to make them extra happy! for example, if you give the DND player a nat 20, they are extra happy, so the rewards are generally just better! or maybe give Celine the cat lady like 5 cats, and shes extra happy, Richard full pockets a box worth over 200, and so on! and Karen doesn't get to be extra happy. Karen can not be satisfied.

good news and bad news!
bad news: I'm on school chromebooks so I cant download it (everything works as normal though!)
good news: its working now on a  different Chromebook so I'm happy!

Dog.

I dont know if anyone else is having this problem, but when I try to play the browser version, i get an error and don't know what to do about it... but other then that, I've played this before without said error and the game was amazing! I'm happy! God's of luck aren't on my side though, I'm like the dnd player (and my request is never met)

thanks!

I think its a sort of "prestige" esque thing, where they are permanent upgrades that last across runs.

the new update with exporting your save has be unbelievably thankful, my school has Chromebooks that wipe almost everything except for the drive, and now I can save across Chromebooks! yay!

small bug note: when I hover over things like the gold counter are really weird looking

I just meant turrets in general, like the Ballista, Laser Cannon, mostly those are what come to my mind

small side note I shouldve mentioned, but at least for now the turrets seem to outdo the units a lot, two ballistas, maybe three was one of my best defenses in a while, same with double laser cannons (but they are laser cannons so it makes sense lol), and usually outperform a LOT. maybe it was just the ballistas targeting dens, making more riches being why it was so much better?

hell yeah! one of the main things Ive wanted to do is not have to start with miners, maybe flamers or something else, I enjoy chaotic builds, but salvos of 60 pickaxes are still fun!

really really fun game.

for those who dont know, to unlock the Forge and Laboratory you have to have 7 Miners and 4 Runners. this irritated me for way too long, but either way THIS IS FUNNNNN