The console games are awful. I know they're just an "extra", but they're not worth playing.
Grumblepunk
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It'd be cool if you made it more explicit that the only options are masculine -- "Fembot" may be a play on "femboy" in this game but it could also have meant actually female robots. No shade to femboy enjoyers, but I was disappointed: decent gameplay loop, interesting story hook, challenging puzzles, but the actual NSFW parts ruined it for me.
I hope someone makes a game similar to this one for people of a more heteronormative bent. As it is, I'd suggest this to any femboy enjoyer looking for a robot-themed puzzle game.
EDIT: I hope this doesn't come off as too critical, it's not a bad game by any means!
Do you not understand why most games in this genre rely so much on slow, obfuscating mechanics and obtuse progression models in order to unlock a trickle of porn-adjacent content? It's to trick weird idiots into wasting money on boosters! You somehow managed to ape the absolute worst parts of mobile gaming without even doing the part that benefits you! It's like you escaped a dungeon where you were allowed only to eat moldy bread and dirty water and decided to open up a restaurant that focuses exclusively on moldy bread and dirty water!
Please, by all means, overwork yourself! Lose sleep, wallow in anxiety, let your back ache and your fingers curl into gnarled, withered claws from hours upon hours of work -- you obviously enjoy suffering if *this* shit is what you consider a game!
He's right, it would be nice to have some darker skin tones. And don't say it'd be too hard -- you use generative AI in your work, so you don't get the leeway projects done with human labor alone warrant. I'm not saying you don't work hard, but when the work is partly done with clankers and you receive financial benefits from the product you don't get to claim it's solely a passion project.
So for the sake of your customers, please add more base customization -- brown and black skin tones, in particular. It won't be as easy as typing a prompt into PlagiaristGPT, but it's still simple in comparison to many of the requests you are given.
Everything about this game is designed to waste your time. Unnecessary animations? Sure! Unskippable dialogue with flat, boring NPC's? Yup! Countless frustrating minigames? Absolutely!
This game does not reward skill, nor does it even reward luck. It's solely based on time wasted, and even then it punishes you. Do you folks even know what kind of game you're making? Are you trying to frustrate people into joining your Patreon to get cheats so they can finally see some sweet, sweet amateur pixel-art boobies?
I don't mind difficulty, but this game doesn't do anything to give you informed choices. You get a text prompt to avoid talking? Oh, and it's near the beginning so you don't have stats? FUCK YOU, TAKE A STAMINA HIT. HOPE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO PLAY THE GAME TONIGHT! Oh, you had to skip filming because your stamina was too low? FUCK YOU, NO MONEY FOR YOU, YOU CAN'T MAKE RENT AND ALSO YOU EARN LESS MONEY.
The dev can say "git gud" all he wants, but the mechanics are tedious and over-explained, the writing is bland, the actual feedback for punishing text prompts is nonexistent, and the meat and potatoes of the game -- the actual porn -- isn't worth the effort of getting to it.
Seriously, a fucking cooking minigame that requires you to physically move and manipulate items, time them, and follow recipes? At this point just drop the pornographic aspect and make another bland slice-of-life pay-to-play indie game for us to ignore. If you want this game to be worth a damn, turn down the Warioware shit a bit and make the game more rewarding. Or just admit you're trying to get paypigs to sub to Patreon and stop jerking us around, that'd be nice too.
"Or here Patreon.com/ShortStackSupremacy if you like taxes and filthy rich greedy payment processors who for some reason want to tell you what you can and can't buy with your hard earned money."
yeah man, totally based, not a cringe crashout at all, now let me tell you about my new cryptocurrency founded in Florida: i call it "BridgeCoin" and you can be on the ground floor cuz that shits gonna shoot to the moon if you hodl long enough
They're not feminists, they're conservatives using an infantilizing, reductionist, patronizing take on feminism as a facade to hide their agenda -- to control women, to silence dissent, to take away freedom of thought, and to force people into their narrow little world-view.
Folks like Collective Shout would rather fight furry porn than stop their authority figures from raping children, because those authority figures have money.