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I added a title screen that should hopefully load faster, and there's a loading message to let you know that it's working in the background.

… and I’ll extend the hitbox that stops you from putting him on other desks into bossman’s office

put him back on the floor!!!

It does take a looong time to load. I’ll make builds for windows and mac and maybe that will help?

why would you do that to him?

Fixing some audio bugs included in the first couple of drafts, apologies to anyone who tried to play before this was fixed.

she is having trouble pooping but can bench three plates now

This game convinced me to give whey protein to my dog irl

Super fun for such a simple concept. Played longer than I would've thought.