itch.io

Good concept and execution, would prefer if the round number was shown. Also didn't understand if "attacks every 3 turns" meant 3 turns after spawn or if the round is a multiple of 3. Good artstyle and great game nonetheless

Very similar to overcooked, it could be pretty interesting if the rng wasn't so bad, it's quite hard to even make one of the dishes asked by the game when sometimes you don't even get the ingredients needed. 

The voice is text to speech, that's why it sounds robotic. There is a sensitivity slider in the settings for that. It's not really an incremental the score is just there to trick people into thinking that's the goal, the game is all about the weird stuff happening, and yes the screenshots don't show a lot to not ruin the surprise. Thank you for playing, I'm glad you enjoyed!

Great game, pretty fun and engaging, with controls just hard enough to make it challenging, I recommend a better way to tell players they start on training mode and then change to friendlies. Other than that, pretty good, I played so bad I felt like I was the real Messi in the world cup final!

Such nice feel to the gameplay, just looking through the finals, clipboard and the bomb, all feels great, game juice is very good here, I also really like the gameplay itself and the visuals are also amazing, top notch, great game!

Thank you, glad you enjoyed!

Pretty interesting concept but really hard to play, the bugs are way too fast to kill them at the start, still good concept overall

I have no plans to continue it was just a joke game for this jam so no need to improve, thank you for playing

I love kissing the homies so this game is just a recreation of my life. It doesn't have a lot and the hitboxes of the homies don't work that well, sometimes they wouldn't take the item but interesting concept

I'd recommend going to the doctor if you experienced peri-menopausal side effects and to get checked for schizophrenia

Very unique and really fun to play, simple to understand and enjoyable to progress in, great game!

It's fun and the control of the ball is pretty good, I think the theme is a bit of a stretch here since it's just the targets disappearing on a countdown and not a lot of variety makes the game very repetitive, my main recommendation is adding increasing difficulty overtime

Very fun to play and well made, I loved the cards giving boosts, a 10s fly clutched for me so I could get the last toad which was really far away. Love the art and the humour, amazing job, well done!

The art is awesome and I love the genshin reference, it lacks of course the gambling from gacha games and overall it doesn't have a lot of content, it's pretty easy to do all the missions in the timeframe so I feel like it doesn't come too much into play

Great game all around, good mechanics and very fun to play, the movement of the enemies is a bit tricky sometimes but still an awesome game!

This is uh definitely a game that I played for this jam I... I don't even know how to describe what I just experienced what even just happened, good game I suppose it's very unusual but also..... what

Amazing artstyle that gives me "Control I'm not coming back" vibes, I think the movement could've been a little bit better, it's quite hard to navigate on the exterior, I'd like to see this expanded further, great job!

It seems that Unity's default sensitivity value is pretty bad, glad you enjoyed anyways

That's an insane score even I couldn't do that, I'm glad you enjoyed playing it!

A lot of people seem to like the narrator even tho I never gave much thought to them, thank you for playing!

I think so far this is the most creative game I've seen, marvelous work, a great puzzle game with such a unique mechanic, really well done, I also really like the looks of the game, great job with this

I'm glad you enjoyed, thank you for playing!

The horse does not interfere, it merely exists. Thank you for playing!

That's the fun of it, throwing balls while under the stress of the clock, and it seems you're the first person to point out a bug in the game good job, glad you had fun anyways

I think all the budget went to the intro cutscene, which is really good and funny but after that the gameplay doesn't have a whole lot (and there's a bug where you can softlock with the cat lady) and the final mission is very funny but also not very complex. The game needs some fixes and improvements and I need those homer socks

I don't really see how this game fits the theme, even the "pun" doesn't make much sense to me, I think the gameplay could be improved with game juice and of course audio which the game lacks.. Also sean doesn't seem to be that legally distinct considering it looks like every other sheep

I find it an interesting concept, but I have to ask if the pixel art assets are AI generated? They look very odd and not consistent in some cases

Thank you!

Very well made, very good looking and very very funny, but I do feel like it escapes from the theme a little bit. Not much to it besides the pun, but great game regardless

Guy named Phil might be my greatest game development achievement of all time, thank you for playing and I'm glad you enjoyed!

Great ambience and interesting concept, sucks that there's no end to the game or anything to spice up the gameplay but still pretty good. Thank you for censoring j*b as well

Great artstyle and gameplay, very fun to play, this is an amazing game and I must say that the main menu UI is very clean, great job!

Thank you!

Peak game, I love number go big but it's also good when number go down if it's like this, good art, voice acting is cool, all well done

GG

It's quite fun, it has great art, humour, and audio, all expected from bad ideas productions, but doesn't exactly seem to fit the theme, there's not really a "countdown" in the game, in fact it seems to be all about counting up, so it falls short in that regard

Great concept and pretty good execution with a few issues, I can't even read what the cards do without already taking damage from the enemies. Art is pretty good but gameplay could use a few tweaks

The game is pretty fun with cool art, especially the main character, but the hard part of the game is actually losing, the game is far too generous for the player, it's pretty easy to keep going forever because you can barely lose any time. I tried not doing anything and I was still gaining a lot of time. I had to dodge time gains and aim for spikes so I could lose

GTMK Game jam 2026, thank you for playing! Happy that you enjoyed

Narrative is the strongest part of the game for sure, the parkour section is absolute hell however this dude cannot jump for the life of them. It's interesting, I wish the countdowns were more impactful though

10 seconds isn't eternity, it's just plenty of time. Thank you for playing, glad you enjoyed!