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the drug dealers in my elementary school were nowhere near as cool as you. that's probably why they were all arrested. the cool police got them.

if i have to hear once more about how my city is a great place from someone who spent 2 days in it i will scream

i don't think it's nice that you judge mr saber on his preference for paper when he clearly has eyes much too sensitive to be staring at a screen all day.

aw man i feel so bad for scarf mouse. to yearn so for connection and be denied it at every opportunity is big sad.

alternatively, everything i can say about it - i consider a spoiler so i won't.

there do seem to be a lot of former war criminals at this sexual wellness clinic

bimbo? more like da bimbomb

really good tool, it's like having a cms for neocities. one click deploy is super cool too so maybe fork out some cash, cheapskate.

it's better this way, if you eat them the possibility space collapses

i'd like to say it's a hobby but at this point it's practically my calling

i think you're taking it the wrong way. when someone calls you naive, they do so out of jealousy. the edge you hear in their voice is just envy masquerading as judgement. i'd give anything to be naive instead of.... this fucking thing. happy birthday :)

man all my hobbies sound so dull compared to amateur neurosurgery

it is the way of the ass

very Cortázar, love it

excite!

you forgot to upload the linux version on itch

You, my friend, are what we in the bizz call "a fucking dumbass".

i am in love with this beautiful thing. :)

i am also eartbroken. the door said "secret sheep city" and i ended up in the museum instead. heartbroken. :(

Leaving the game resets velocity, at least for me, so whenever I get the ancient tulip thing, I just close the game and relaunch it. Hope it helps!