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Just like real gambling! A relentlessly profitable masterpiece

Aww yup, that's the downside with learn-as-you-go experiences, ome players get lost along the way. Really glad to hear you stuck with it and had a fun time anyway!

Thank you!

Your voice acting is so banger by the way :P

No I think those are great ideas actually! My original goal for the game was an incremental where your glass-breaking became more powerful, I never even thought about changing the screen itself 😮

Really appreciate the thorough review, nizbel. I do wish I tuned the glass breaking physics a bit better so people won't get cooked on early levels like you did. But I'm glad you were able to finish anyway!

Thank you! Your game was really fun to play too

Haha, yup! It was on the moon, took maybe 5 or 10 minutes to fall all the way back down :)

Super cool game! Way beyond the scope of most games I've played here, huge kudos and it was remarkably fun and balanced for something made in only 4 days. Spent an hour playing!

An absolutely sick amount of content and balance to do for a game jam, had a blast! amazing game!

KILLER sound track!! (I might be biased)

Wow, this is pretty much my own thoughts about the game too honestly. Glad you liked the "juice," but yea I really wish I got around to the variations and incremental upgrades I had in my initial scoping.

Thanks for playing!

Really appreciate the kind words! Cheers, I'm sure we'll cross paths again :P

Thank you, really good feedback! Especially the cursor update during glass sweeping, it's now first on my list of post-jam updates

Thanks so much! Yup idk what I'm doing either! Lemme go play your game :P

Oh shoot I gotta enable fullscreen!

I tried voronoi, but random walks from an origin point ended up matching more with the real physics. Would've added radial cracks if I had more time :)

insane hardcore parkour. sad i can't see my banana because i suck at parkour but WHAT A VIBE

HILARIOUS game!

Took me 15min to find the "add 1 second to countdown" upgrade, but MANNN some of those rockets just killed me! It has so much potential.

My launch record: 32,242.94m

Yall, this game is HILARIOUS!!

Took me maybe 15min to find the "add 1 second to countdown" upgrade, and then had to mess around to figure some of the upgrades out, but once i kinda got into it, MANNN some of those rockets just killed me! It has so much potential, tbh if you fix up the upgrade menu and tweak stuff like giving more than one module option per turn, it could be the next big thing.

My launch record: 32242.94m (with a single rly big tall rocket guy)

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Haha what a fun setting! Enjoyed pushing furniture around for a bit, I think there are some bugs with movement tho that prevented me from beating the first level

High praise coming from someone who submitted such a remarkably polished game. Thanks so much!

Really appreciate your comment! Massive kudos to Stella's sound design, really made the atmosphere complete

Huge fan of the theming and style!

It seems super cool and fun but I could never beat the first level ahhh spent 5 minutes, it's too hard!

Huge fan of the themining and style regardless

An absolute masterpiece. Nothing to say. 11/10 hilariously fun game.

Hilarious game, very very well polished and honestly, the most fun I've had out of the 30-ish games I've played so far!

Super fun, well deserving of these 400 reviews.

There's a bug in your controls, they use key values not key positions on the keyboard, so I actually had to press Y to blow because I have an alternate layout.

After a while I got  a lap in 2.6 seconds! Gear 10 babyyy

In terms of feedback, I think it's not ideal that the core countdown system devolves into button spam, but I liked the art/audio and the vibes

Making the player prolong their inevitable death by doing minigames is actually super creative! Quite enjoyable.

My only gripe is that there are a few unintuitive consequences, like simply scrolling up to the egg timer seems to take like 10 seconds off my bomb timer 😔

Cool game mechanic, its fun to try to time the hoverboards perfectly

Cool game mechanics! I like the robot theme. The drone buddy hoverboards didn't jump high enough to land on each other tho so I had to give up on level 2

very cute and polished graphics! I enjoyed the first level, found the second one impossible tho since the character doesn't jump high enough

Pretty cool! Made me feel like i have a mind like a steel trap

Guys I scored -14,285 is that a record

Very cool idea, would love to see this made into a full game!

Ya I totally should have allowed level resets. The plan was a roguelite with upgrades, but that never came through. Thanks for the feedback!

Thanks for the feedback! Looking forward to updating this after the jam

Very fun! Sick bullet hell experience, and very creative use of theme

Nice fun, polished game. Good atmosphere. Simple and doesn't take too long, :)

Unreal game. Do not play unless you are happy to get addicted; I think I've played it about eight hours in the last two days. Putting 4 goat cheeses on a 800-value Tiny Horse was on my bucket list and I'm glad to say I can finally check that off.