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this made my day, thank you. "former database engineer" is the best job title i've heard all week lol.

see you on steam nov 12.

would you mind if i quoted your comment on the steam page?  totally fine if not

quick note: the windows download is how you keep the full 14-module course. grab it before nov 12, when it's removed and the browser version here becomes modules 1 to 3.

thank you!! this made my day. you clocked basically every design intention, including a couple i wasnt sure were being conveyed effectively. 

a polish patch is coming this week.

thank you for playing it the way i hoped someone would.

also gymnopedie no.1 was one of the first tracks i picked

thank you!! the scolding is pedagogically essential i promise. if you make it to the fan out join lesson she has opinions

 I write SQL for a living, and last year I got tired of tutorial hell  and brushing up for interviews that teach SELECT on toy tables and then abandon you. So I spent a few months building the course I wished existed, and then, because studying alone is miserable, I wrapped it in a visual novel.

TsundereSQL is a full SQL course - 212 problems across 14 modules, from your first SELECT through joins, window functions, and the kind of production-data only prod dbs have (definitely not stolen).  A real database (DuckDB) runs entirely in your browser and grades the queries you actually write against hidden tests. Your instructor teaches, roasts your mistakes, and slowly warms up as you improve. There's a full story with more instructors to meet if you stick with it.

Free, browser-only, no account: https://tsunderesql.itch.io/tsunderesql

It launched today. I'd love to hear what everyone thinks.