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The file was quarantined for about a day. You can still download the game, but there was a warning on it. It's gone now, I think.
Itch quarantines files sometimes if they feel something's off, like if a dead account suddenly posts game updates, if the dev's from a no-no place (Russia's the big one, IIRC), or if a brand new account starts dropping download links for their new game with no warning.

Unrelated side note: saw someone else say it, but yeah, it looks like the download is for 1.0, not 1.0.1. You updated the browser version but the downloadable one is still marked as being 1.0.

The game talks about different upgrades taking up different slots, but I don't think there's a visible "equipment screen" anywhere. Can we get some kind of equipment screen where we can simply click through the different things we've unlocked in each slot, rather than remembering which page each item is found in the store?

I'm assuming that the "upgrades" it's referring to when buying the Kerfur is the ability to buy Kerfur-O?
If so, there's a bug when using a pre-1.0 save that already has Kerfur-O, you're stuck with the Kerf you already picked, and can't unlock the one you didn't pick, so if you picked male, female is locked, and vice versa.

Obviously can't speak for the dev, but a creeper and an ender...person are two different things, since Endermen already have arms and legs. A Creeper would have to be redesigned as a person, but the game hasn't anthropomorphized something yet, I think.

I get the feeling some stuff breaks if you load a save from before 1.0, NGL.

Also I wish the chat changed based on where you are and which character you're using so it doesn't get nearly as repetitive. (EDIT: it being unchanged means it'll also call your male/female character as "they", as well as commenting on how cool your "room" is, even if you're off in the 879332th dimension or whatever.)

Neat game so far though dicks are pretty clunky, and the auto mode for them is even worse. Could also use a toggle for whether the auto mode should cum inside or outside.

After further testing, I'm like 80% sure it's interacting weirdly with Windows HDR being enabled.

Windows 10, if that matters.

More of a dummy dum-dum thing, but I was clicking items that fell with left-click for a while, assuming I was collecting them to put into an inventory, and got confused when I couldn't actually find an inventory to try to use the merging mechanic. Thought the recipe book was where you merge, but that wasn't it either, so I gave up on that. Didn't figure out that you right click items to pick them up until I right-clicked Byte to pick her up and the game registered me picking up some item instead.
Maybe deleted items can get a little puff of smoke effect? Or they explode? Or they do some effect where they fade into 1s and 0s?

Also kinda related: the purple orb item glows the same color as the "you can merge this" glow.

Uh, please don't set the gallery images to an exclusive fullscreen mode. Please. Just pop it up in a window. Damn thing set off a chain reaction of glitches on my PC and monitor, and broke the picture-in-picture video I was watching. I'd rather not have games switch to fullscreen without my permission, I got enough of that growing up playing PC games in the 90s.

Also I feel like some of the hitboxes on some items are off, the spam popup email one in particular always takes me 2-3 clicks to work.
My GUESS is that it's off because I have my Windows taskbar on the left and not on the bottom, I've seen some software and a few games get thrown off by that.

Steam achievements.

Dunno how many your Patrons have caught so far, but here's some 0.8 bugs and quirks I found from playing a little earlier today, working off memory so excuse me if I misremember something:

• Trying to pick up the pooltoy TF ring in third person feels impossible?
• Picking it up in first person is easier, but still kinda picky, I could only grab it from the... bottom edge of it, the bottom of the "O".
• I couldn't get the ring to work on anyone or anything.
• I could just be dumb but I couldn't find a way to throw anything away from my inventory in the exploration mode, and the tutorial didn't say anything about it either, I think.
• Can't change the belly in the character creator, there's no slider at all, I think. There was a waist slider, but no belly one.
• Dunno if it's intentional, but the little testing chamber mode doesn't include a bunch of the stuff from the explore mode.

Now the obvious stuff that's probably just a "not yet" thing:

• No jumping. The lack of a jump stinks a bit because I got stuck on that bar and had to walk all the way around to get out.
• No sprint animation, which kinda looks silly
• Hand positions don't seem to react to any transformations, so they just clip into the body really often, even sometimes when you're not TF'd.

I'll add more the next time I play, I'm working off memory here.

Bug report:

1. The mouse icon clicks somewhere around the center of the icon rather than the tip, which isn't really an issue in fullscreen, but makes clicking hard when not in fullscreen.
2. The second pump does a weird jittering thing where it teleports left whenever you pump with it.
3. I'm not sure exactly what size it is, but at some point during the inflation and deflation, the belly does this weird size change glitch thing where it's suddenly small again and has to reinflate back to the size it's supposed to be.

Dear lord she's naked!

Cool, thx.

What's new in 1.0.3?

God I hope this gets updated/remade eventually, it was one of my favorite... "concepts" of the jam, but it was glitchy enough that it wasn't really something I could play much.

I guess X... is dead.

Tiny minor thing, but I don't feel like clicking Happ should advance text in the main gameplay window. I was jiggling her and accidentally skipped through some text that I missed.

Also could maybe use a little indicator light on the cotton candy machine to show when it's on or off, just as a little visual feedback because of how slow it spins up and spins down.

Seconding the drag and drop minigame. It's fine at speed 1, but any other speed just isn't gonna happen. Also I wish the coffee sliding minigame was slightly more clear as to when you're supposed to hit the button.

Suggestion: maybe have it so the 1, 2, and 3 keys trigger the eye, hand, and bag modes? For some reason, I keep doing it out of muscle memory from other games.

Level up seems to be broken, it's just grayed out all the time, regardless of shirt on/off, amount of money, etc.

100% that's it, thanks.

Oh jeez, something about this game's slapping me with nostalgia, I'm blanking on what game this is based on but I remember playing whatever it was a ton. It was some old game, Windows 3.1 old, I think.
Whatever it was, eh.

Only complaint I can dig up is that the game's not that lewd compared to the Minesweeper game, due to the small sprites.

Just dropping by to ask that you include more images for the game, as I have no idea what this game looks like, what kind of art to expect, or even what the gameplay's like. The only clue is the "more information" tab that says it's a VN made in Twine.

It's kind of an, uh, a "marketing misstep", imo.

Kind of a weird bit of feedback, but whichever girl is in the middle of the group is the most powerful by a long shot, so the game kinda needs a way to rearrange them so you can put your favorite in the middle.

Dropping fractals on either end of the line is a huge waste because a lot just bounce off the sides and fall.

The game needs a hard reset button that completely wipes everything, I've got a few minor issues related to old saves being used and reused, plus I'd like to try re-earning the achievements from scratch.
I'm sure I could wipe the cookies or cache from this page, but that feels like more of a workaround than a legit fix.

Also I don't know if it was a bug or not, but I got the cow up to a self-sustaining point where she was fed and milked just fine, so I left the computer to do some other stuff for a bit and when I came back she was dead. No idea what caused it, but she was just out of HP when I got back.
If I ever get that to happen again, I'll pay more attention to what could've caused it or if anything could make it repeatable.

Maybe if anyone makes some good mods, you can ask them for permission to add the skin directly to the game? Since the game's free, it'd also mean no complicated contracts or cuts or anything.

Now that there's character modding, will there be an easy place to find user-created mods, or will we have to join some Discord or something?

Also.... girls when????

(EDIT: might also be worth having a fourth built-in character just so that each game can have no repeats.)

Not really, nah. I wouldn't really call it "complete" either, but there's enough content there that I don't feel too bad about it being technically unfinished.

No problem. Also Itch is having a few problems for me so I can't post it, but there's a hole between the legs of the main character, and not the "fun hole".

Dunno if it's all the same model at every level, but I don't think I checked until level 1 or 2.

Bug report. Ate the first three characters, talked to this one, got out of the conversation without eating, hopped around a bit, talked to the elephant, then returned to this character and:

Microsoft HATES MC porn content with an undying passion, the infamous Jenny Mod in particular was something they gutted like a pig in public and left to die. It's all to protect their "image" since MC's one of Microsoft's remaining cash cows, even if vibe coding is breaking Bedrock right now.

It's why actual legit porn mods for MC are so uncommon, even in an age where something like the Yes Steve mod exists to make characters not be blocks.

Well that's weird, since #2 is a VN with a black screen, and #3 is literally just music.

Dunno why stealth was rated so poorly, the whole game is about avoiding waking him/her up.

Kinda figured that'd be the case on #1 unless I've got some addon on my browser that keeps tabs "open" while they're not open, but I don't have that addon installed on this browser, so that's probably good.

Any chance of a solo version? I could just be blind, but this is the first time I've heard this is a MP game, and I just assumed it would be singleplayer because Blackjack is quite famously a very singleplayer casino game.

God I hope so. I heard about this game a few times up until now but didn't know it was MP, and I just logged into my PC like 2 minutes ago to find out it's MP only, despite Blackjack being an almost-exclusively singleplayer game IRL and digitally.

Sorry I didn't write more when I was online, I got off pretty shortly after that, I think.
Ran a couple quick tests and found a couple things just now:

1. Tabbing out of the game while the music's running will have the song finish, but not start the next one until I get back to the tab. (It's probably some powersaving thing in the browser, IDK.)
2. It stops for good after 3 (four?) songs even when I'm actively on the game's tab. However many songs there are, I mean, it didn't repeat any. Ticking and unticking the music toggle only toggles the wave audio, the music doesn't come back.

+1

I think I forgot to report it, but the music doesn't loop. Dunno if that's on purpose or not.