"Killers are Real".... Remember this? Remember when killers were real? When we all lived lives circumscribed by mass death? Well thankfully it's no longer the case. It's been 100 years now since anyone was killed by anybody. "Phew"..!

However videogames exist to commemorate mankind's worst impulses, like picking one of three upgrades or succumbing to the desire to go bother little gnome guys in a cave. So as long as there are videogames there will be killers forever. Get chased around in ANTHOLOGY OF THE KILLER, just in time for halloween - or check into a relaxing / mysterious / sometimes alarming multimedia hotel in 10 BEAUTIFUL POSTCARDS. You can also play MAGIC WAND which is a Dragon Quest basically. Pretty much the same thing. And there's 50 SHORT GAMES which is like one of those halloween bags of miscellaneous candies to hand out to kids, except in this case every one of the candies is like, liquorice or wine gums or something. It's educational. Don't take sweets from a stranger, unless it's the Squeeze album. Remember: Killers are Real.