Very cool game!

Wow, really great job! The polish on this one is crazy. I really like the sound+visual effects for upgrading and the main menu is slick. The risk upgrade mechanic is very clever and it's satisfying to stack buffs. Somehow I was killed both times by an intercontinental ballistic mouse.

Nice!  The graphics and sound are on point, and the dialog is funny! Great job!

-100/-100 (You'll get why once you've tried it)

Extremely polished. I really enjoyed the first few stages of the game. Trying many combinations of power card to find the best one.

Ex. here's a showcase of my world breaking high score + footage for any of you wanting to beat it XD.

(How am I not getting paid for this)

Highlights :

Pain (Died from old age) :

loved this game i realy like it the 2d art style is amazing and i see that you took your time with this game 

masterpiece

Such a funny game I audibly laughed when I picked the "death wish" risk. Love the main character as well in all regards (especially that thumbnail it is beautiful). The game is also pretty polished and hitting the ultimate with a shotgun is so fun to do. Music is such a banger and I was really surprised when I realized that there were multiple songs. One of my favorite games of the jam and it deserves its recognition.

Everything is superb. The ui, art style and the fun in shooting. (:> && <3)

Phenomenal theme implementation!
The risk-reward mechanic is brilliantly executed - if you don’t take risks, the game eventually forces your hand, whether you like it or not. It’s a clever design choice!

Visually, the game is stunning. Honestly, the main menu alone was more fun and stylish than some full game jam entries I’ve played.|
The sound and music are equally impressive - everything feels cohesive and perfectly tuned to the gameplay’s mood and intensity.

One small suggestion: it would be great if all collectibles automatically pulled toward the player once a room is cleared.
Also, a subtle arrow pointer for red doors when they are available would be helpfull.

Pistol: ‘DeathWish’ + ‘Ricochets’ = pure power fantasy. I felt unstoppable. 
Shotgun - I rolled the random risk perks a few times and ended up without a magazine - Make a melee-parry a viable build!!!

If this game doesn’t land in the top 10, I’ll be genuinely shocked.
Well done - this is a standout entry with style, substance, and serious potential.

Wow! Really cool and a little addictive, the music is pretty peak. Great job!

I love the Flash game era aesthetic! The animations, special effects, and UI are all done magnificently. Unlike most submissions, you've created an original and awesome roguelike instead of just another empty Vampire Survivors clone. Much respect!

9 people, wow so cool! Crazy amount done on this once, so much polish. Love the game guys

bit confused because i remember writing and commenting and rating  on this game something about the physics and rockets but guess it says i didn't rate and can't find my comment

so best addition is i came back to the game at least once after and will maybe when bored

i like physics based games and it's got a solid and good game loop

Just played it and wow, this game is awesome! 😆🎯 Loving the chaotic 2D top‑down action, the Perks & Risks system is super clever, and the memes scattered around had me laughing so much 😂💥. Also, the art style is amazing, really makes the biscuit factory chaos feel alive 🍪🔥. Great job to the whole team! 👏✨

Awesome rouge like. The amount of polish is really amasing, its basicaly a finished game. 

The plot is actually interesting, fun and funny.

some bugs:
-pressing skip fires weapon
-choosing "risk it for the biscuit" risk also gave risk "risk it for the biscuit" so it basically gave only to risks
my critique
-some risks are too OP. like nuke. and it seems it also gave piercing? bullet goes trough enemies.
-success of a session seem to depend on will you get OP perks and risk
-there is also a lot of rng, enemies either spawn right next to you or on the other side of the room, health drops are random as well 
-but that is balanced by the fact than your upgrade meter can go past upgrade point (200/100 for example) each upgrade, and since upgrade heals I use it as a buffer and only upgrade on low health.
-The lack of pause button killed one of my best runs, i later understood that alt-tabing does the trick, should've done that (at least on web).
-I hoped that on the third mandatory risk i will be given 3 risks, also death wish seems a bit pointless, but I guess that's just by design of the game.
-game is a bit hard for me, could not get past room nine and score of 9600
is there anything more too see? is there an ending or just increasingly difficult rooms?
what red doors do? just harder than usual

Overall this was awesome experience, feels like at least this should be in top 10.

Why did we drag the cat into this and why does it want tuna so bad? The game is great, so many perks, so many possibilities. the look, the sound everything is finite. This is the game I have played the most on this jam!

This is absolute cinema, crazy yall got this done in 7 days (even tho I see 9 people damn that is a whole studio right there lol). The art and general presentation is so cute and well done! (I also love the rainbow XP bar, it reminds me of like the 2010s vibes (I miss that) The gameplay is fun and damn theres a lot of upgrades and also story lols. Great job guys!

I’m afraid that cat ain’t getting any of the tuna.

The game is awesome, the amount of work you pulled off in just 7 days is insane. The UI and player input feel great, making it a full visual adventure thanks to the smooth animations. The core gameplay loop is well thought out and works fantastically. The game is fun to play, and the level design is really solid. Addictive as hell.

Using the ultimate feels a bit shaky timing-wise, things keep moving, so you still have threats to deal with even while the upgrade menu is covering your screen.

Impressive work, all my respect to the dev team.

artstyle giving major gacha life school anime vibes in the best way possible,i love the controls and the cute lil sounds, great game!!!! god job!!

Incredible art - this game is so juicy and polished :-)  Well done, it feels like a complete game, amazing you got this done in such a shortt amount of time. 

The coordination required for such a well-polished, content-rich submission is just insane! This is my personal win candidate ngl, all round awesome work!