Another year another wacky tortoise game!

Man this one had some whole new level of jank to it, having to reply to emails at work is bad enough, but having to type with qwop controls and restart on every typo is a whole new level of hell I didn't previously think possible!

The mix of frustrating controls, wonky physics movement, and tasks requiring fine inputs would usually be enough to turn me off, but in this case it didn't prevent me from progressing so I quite enjoyed it!

I managed to get to 53% at the cost of over 7k pointeronis!

Excellent work!

after playing this game, maybe it would be better if tortise was asleep afterall. poor ting

I probably should have went to work sober (we all make mistakes), but I tried my  best and hit a lot of buttons with my keyboard. Got 30%ish in the end

I think this game will single-handedly push hhhhh into the top 1000 passwords

I reached 63.6939298309238% completion (I got a bit stuck setting my password on the first day xd)

This was a vehemently unpleasant experience in the most sbig way possible. bravo clarence and bravo epsilon.

I got... 1%.

I love the style, I love the concept, I still have no idea what a kerfzel is, but I just found the gameplay way too frustrating to be enjoyable. I never got a handle on the arm controls and I think the game kinda hinges on that. It took me two attempts and several minutes to get logged in, and I was never able to clear all of the popups when those came up. I tried mashing quickly, I tried being precise, but no matter what they kept spawning.

I made it to the second day but didn't bother continuing when it threw the same puzzles at me right out of the gate. 

This is stunning.  Great idea well implemented.  Only made it to about 30% but will try and give it another shot.

I was so excited when I saw the tortoise was back for another game! Did not disappoint at all!

This game feels earily familiar with all the office distractions 😂 I tried my best to be a good employee first, but on my second attempt I resigned to just ignoring all of the requests to do other tasks and focus at the task at hand. I don't know whether the game is supposed to do this but towards the latter end of the game it definitely felt much harder to make any progress. Even so I managed to get to 75% on my second attempt! (I don't know whether there's a good ending if you do get to 100?! Might have to try and find out!

Music and graphics fit perfectly! Boss seems chill. Very cool!

Among the most demoralizing gaming experiences I have ever had. I got to 69% completion before he decided to impale himself in a wall.

My leg phased through a wall and got stucked :(
This is a hostile work place :(

Good one! it took a while for me to get the hang of the controls (especially the typing through the shapes) but i enjoyed it.

I'm Jack's tortise that is awake

I loved this so much! Turtle jank was so funny. Poor little guy with a lot on his plate 😥

I didn't work out how to remove the popups until midway through  day 2 😂 I was just happily mindlessly bashing buttons not realising the progress bar wasn't moving! Even so I managed to get the project 50% done which is.... good enough right!
Honestly outstanding! 10/10!