genuinely hilarious. great work.

What a twist!

The other comments didn't lie, i did NOT see the change coming, really well done!

I also laughed out loud when I saw the parents, one of the best dialogue trees I've seen/

Great work!

Holy moly! I really didn't expect this game to go the way it did!

Really like the graphic design and ship/character drawings! Actually pretty neat but also pretty SBIG! Also enjoyed the choppy 8-bit music that fit the different scenes quite well.   Game was overall quite a nicely  packaged experience!

Thanks for submitting!

(Spoilers!) Dude, the 5€ joke is the best thing ever!!

i really liked the concept and wasn't expecting the later half.

Great job!

Love the literal interpretation of the modifier, and everything you did with it from there. So many beautiful moments where my obvious questions were immediately answered. "Wait, isn't this a terrible idea?"

I tried so hard to remember all the stuff that would influence my ship! What a twist! Great writing, great art, great plot. You definitely shipped!

Terrific.  Genuinely funny and creative.  Great work.

this is really creative, and it was fun to play

Fun experience, played it twice. Second run I tried to get another boat to crash into me but they're too darn evasive!

I was smiling for most of the game, so I see that as a success. 

This was far from what I expected, and that's all say so I won't spoil it for anything else. It was weird, but it was fun, with tight pacing that didn't drag on.