<clicks "don't click" button>
<game locks up>
Okay, I don't know what I expected to happen there.
There's some interesting ideas, but the game feels half-finished. The difficulty ramp between the first and second levels is crazy, and there isn't adequate indication that stuff is happening to your ship. I thought all there was to the game was driving through a featureless blue expanse until 3/4 of the way through the second level, and in general the game isn't adequately signposted. I vaguely understood what I was supposed to be doing, but the minigames were pretty obtuse. Buying fix tape with upgrade stars doesn't seem to work consistently. I do think the core gameplay concept and the gameplay loop is workable, but the pacing is way too slow and the presentation too confusing to be enjoyable.
Also I'm way too old for 67 to be funny to me :(