> Is called in to save 300.000 people from catastrophe
> Reads emails for 3 minutes instead
This was an experience haha. Well done, this was so funny! Everything from the emails to the music player and the overall narrative. If there's a way to beat it, let me know and i'll be back, but for now i think i'd like to just believe that the player was never meant to win, and that the company only called them there to have someone to blame :P