Very good writing and I found them hilarious.
The assets are simple but I like how the visuals of everything works really well. The UI, text, colors etc. are on point. Good job on that.
On the audio side, I enjoyed the sound effects. I though the default audio is kinda quiet though. The music also tends to repeat itself after some segment so it can get a little annoying, but not too bad. I quite like the “good ending” song though.
Some games are harder to appreciate unless experienced and I feel like this fits well in that category. Great job!