Thank you so much, what a heartwarming comment! Please report back if you do end up using them! :)
Will do! I've also realized that as a bonus, the mechanics are simple enough that (intentionally or not) you've made a solid system-agnostic event generator for any game that has some sort of downtime involved in it. I'll spread this around with friends who run other games too and letcha know if I hear any interesting stories.