Very unique submission. At first I was having issues with the gameplay, but then read the reply you gave to someone about stamping near the bottom-right of the paper and I was back on track.
I liked the concept, and it has potential, maybe adding some rogue-like elements.
The sound effects of "Are you kidding" and "Piece of junk" are great ahhaa. Did you record those?
Overall super original in terms of gameplay and art. And the sfx are great. Kudos!!