Stupid floor made of soap!
The running and jumping is nice enough, I liked the tone of the dialogue. It was funny alright, but also frustrating to get to the every-trap-in-the-box level :D But I lived. Eventually.
Obviously the game can use a more assets. Even if this aesthetic is what you#re going for, the contrast isn't always great (the first spinning blade I avoided by accident and only afterwards wondered what that shower of sparks was I just ran through because I didn't see it). Personally I am no friend of pixel fonts, but that's your choice, really. Overall, fun!