Thanks for the feedback.
Much of your feedback relates to incomplete or unimplemented parts of the system. The chat system, which should be the core of the logic problem, is just broken (including the infamous "test" response). Even in the complete rewrite, version 3.0, I am finding the chat system the hardest to implement.
Also impressed that you picked up on the Game's title; it was rather an obscure reference (response to community post).
This is the biggest jam I have taken part in to date, and I realise that keeping scope small is important.