Please do not attempt to eat the Patantan. Ingestion of Patantan parts may result in symptoms such as:
- Sprouting leaves across the body
- Auditory hallucinations [hearing Patantan when there aren't any]
- An irresistible urge to eat large amounts of sweets and sugar
- A desire to crawl into tight spaces and hide for prolonged periods of time
- Reduced ability to properly speak and formulate words, resulting in Patantan-like speech
From Experience, GranGrans
No Patantan were Harmed in/During the Making of this Game (Probably).