Just checked my dashboard—all metrics (plays, retention, playtime) are completely blank (-).
It looks like it didn't even pass the initial manual QA check to enter the 500-player trial pool!
Your point about the blobs being too small to trigger a Game Over is almost certainly what triggered the instant rejection. The reviewer probably felt the game had no fail state and looked like an incomplete prototype.
Thanks so much for testing this out—this feedback is super helpful!
I honestly hadn't realized players could reach the final Derp King just by spamming clicks. That definitely explains why the pacing and challenge fell apart.
I'm going to immediately rework the gameplay balance
Once these adjustments and polish are in place, I plan to resubmit the game to CrazyGames!
I'll push an updated build to this Itch page first. If you happen to have a couple of minutes then, I'd really appreciate your thoughts on the new feel. Thanks again!
