I played it. I liked it. It’s original, but I do think the text is a little sluggish for the player to fully experience what you want, or maybe switch the text up a little per run? I know the text isn’t the point, and ignoring it and doing peripheral things is, but I think the text as distraction or FOMO niggle would be interesting.

Your game was one of the first ones I played in this jam. I really like it! It's like every single thing is an easter egg. Maybe include the keybinds for the achivements page though? I got there once and couldn't figure out how to get back. Also, if you have time, can you give me some feedback on my game? I'm still working on it, and it's definetly not as good as yours, but if you have any tips, let me know.