Thanks for playing, Cody! Glad it made you laugh. If anything felt confusing in the first minute (the red warning column or the bombs), I'd love to hear it. That's what I'm improving next.
Quick update, Cody: v10 is live. It went from 10 to 60 levels across 6 chapters, each with a new monster twist and a boss, and the warnings and bombs now explain themselves. Would love to know if it's still funny past chapter 1!