
The whole block wants you gone.
Rottweiler stampedes. An electric ankle monitor. A stop sign that turns into a traffic light. No Safe Block is a Vampire Survivors-inspired street survival roguelite: build something ridiculous, survive 15 minutes and face the kingpin.
Free · Single-player · Desktop keyboard and mouse
Windows download: v0.59 · Browser play: v0.42
Download Windows v0.59 · Play browser v0.42
New on Windows: Personal Business
- Rivals remember you. Unfinished business follows Redline Ray, Collections Carl and Bad Credit Lou into later runs.
- Characters have clearer feedback. Rook's focus lock, Velvet's decoy and Uncle Smoke's bass pulse each have more distinct cues.
- The streets push back. A clearer opening leads into tougher standard-run pressure, stronger impacts and a detailed run review.
Read the full v0.59 update. Start a fresh Windows run for the new balance. The browser version remains v0.42.

Real gameplay from browser v0.42, which is still playable on the game page.
Play one run. Tell me what ended it.
- Would you start another run? What pulled you back or made you stop?
- Could you read the danger? Tell me if a hit or boss warning felt unfair.
- Trying Windows v0.59? Did the opening teach enough, and did you want a rival rematch?
A useful quick reply: version · character · weapons · survival time · would you play again?
New to the genre? Your first impression helps too. Honest complaints are welcome.
Controls: WASD move · Mouse aim · Left click fire · F auto fire · Space dodge · Esc pause.
In development. Crude cartoon humour, strong language, sexual jokes, drug references, stylised violence and censored nudity.