This is the same idea I originally had, until I changed to a spinning platformer!

Woah... so... serious. I really like the idea of this game! Great job making this!

This is a pretty serious game, I feel very serious right now after beating it. A little overwhelming but I like the general idea of this kind of game, if it had some extra systems and polish it could be really awesome. 

Enjoyed my time with it, was very serious. Just so you know you can go into debt buying all the upgrades which then completes the game almost instantly. 

I enjoyed how simple the controls were and how easy it was to pick up and understand however the game had no juice and it was too idle. With that I rate the enjoyment a 2/5.

I enjoyed how much the game was focused on the theme however there was no creativity so I rated the Creativity & Theme a 3/5.

The visuals were very poor the buttons were very basic looking which I didn't like, the bottom buttons had no feedback or response to being hovered over it wasn't clear what the "In all seriousness" upgrade was doing I knew it was doing something but as to what I have no clue. The player was cool because it was hand drawn. So the visuals get a 1/5 rating.

There was almost no audio but the background music was decent. All things considered the game gets a 2/5 from me.

Apart from the music the game had no seriousness. 1/5 from me.

One side thing that can't go into the ratings is I appreciated how you understood that scratch text is weird and added information in the description.

With that I rate your game an 8/25.