Really funny, good writing =D. Reminds me of the Urbana Oyster Fest, which I think is pretty Appendix N.
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Oh man, Urbana Oyster Fest! I feel like I've been there though it was AGES ago. I love that Virginia has so many weird small-town shellfish-related festivals though, I feel like there's a solid 2-3 month period you could go from town to town across the state and find a few one every weekend and still not hit them all.