Good idea, which I think can be utilized to make a learning game about internet safety.  Good job!

I like the art and music. I also love the humor,  great job! It's a very original idea.

very fun, and it reminded me I needed to download more RAM

Lovely game! It's super polished, and the idea and execution are both great. I really liked the platformer section, though figuring out how to get 0 kills was a bit tricky

I love the mini game of closing the popups, and the computer UI. The game feels pretty polished, and its overall really cool.  I would love to see what you would do with more time. 

Really funny game! Visuals are very polished, and the audio is nice! Very original concept, fits the theme well, and I like the humor! The application identified me as a gullible murder hobo, which I can confirm, is correct.

Had a lot of fun with this one, great job :D

The game is fun to play, the humor is great haha

First of all I gave all 0s because THIS IS THE MOST FWODAJWDIEFKJSA GAME I WILL NEVER TRUST U

But anyways, this game is just a hell of a smooth ride, really really enjoyed this. Presentation and execution is really well done for this game! Would like to see it in a better art direction and make it look like an actual application. But also I like your humors, funny man.

I also found a skip for the first part where if you press "E" at the "Run anyway" screen, it will skip?

how can you expect us to trust you when you say only 2 people worked on this? it could have been ONE THOUSAND people!!!