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 The game is very bare bones. I didn't see a lot of variety and I don't know if the cards can combo off each other because they don't have descriptions. I kept getting cum shot and I have no idea what it does. I assume one of the cards does something with it, but I just ignored it and loaded up with touch and bite and beat the first boss no problem. I didn't want to but those were the card I kept seeing. I went to three shops and I just have to assume there are very few card in the game. The three events I saw were all bars I got two martinis so I am assuming there are not a ton of those either. The game is fine. A solid four out of ten. I would rate it lower, but I did really enjoy the art and the story. It is just a bit shallow. I know it is not complete so I can forgive that. Good luck.

Better than it strictly needed to be.

 Thank you. I am sorry about you not being able to get 17/17. On an unrelated note I forgot to put init at the start of .input making it so you can't input numbers rendering the four digit numbers useless. This little bug has been fixed. I blame Jefferson Davis. I would have had time to play test the game if I was not doing research on him. So congrats on possibly getting 17/17. The game has been updated and has more questions. I really appreciate your kind words. :) I will make a game that lets you use your hands ;)

 Celestia refused to have a pillow fight with me. She kept saying it is 2AM. Leave me alone. I am sleeping. If you keep this up I am sending you back to the moon. How was I supposed to know she meant it?

Thank you. :) It did not actually require a whole lot of knowledge on my part just a lot of research. I would have loved nothing more than to draw more nudes of Roxy stretching and will in future games ;).

Thank you. I really appreciate you taking the time to make me happy :)

A little simple, but more often than not simple is better than bloat *rimshot*. It is a good game.

So. I want to be nice. I do think the game is hard which is fine you can make your game as hard as you want. I would make the apples a little bigger. The final level of Yuzu is brutal. I didn't beat it. Which is a shame. I really like the art and love girls with big sexy cocks. The controls feel bad to use. I can't explain it but the act of playing the game was frustrating. I did not have fun. The music was good for all of five seconds. Then I muted it. So. I like the art.

"He uses his tail to gently rub on the sides between your legs" My inner thighs? The writing is ... bad. I am sorry. It is.

It is not all bad. The taste of grape jelly is a nice touch. That is the end of my praise. You forgot the other senses. What does he smell like? What does he feel like? Is his breath hot? When I grab his horns are they hard? Does he feel it? What does he sound like?

My game is unfinished and if it was finished it would not be great. Feel free to lambast me. I understand you had time constraints. That is not my problem. The writing is bad regardless of why. I am not trying to be a jackass. I know I am a jackass it comes naturally. I am going to include examples of how I think the writing could be improved. I could be wrong. I am trying to help. That sounds like I am blaming you. I am not. I am being a dick and that is not your fault.

"the tip of his tail wraps around the top of your cock
it moves up and down your length,
sending shivers to* your body." *Through. Up. Down.

The tip of his wet sticky tail constricts your cock squeezing from base to tip. He smiles kindly as his grip tightens. You can't help but squirm. "Too much?" he asks condescendingly. You shake your head. Speaking is out of the question.

His tail slithers up and down caressing your cock as it coats your twitching skin in a thin glossy slime.

Your body shivers so completely you see and feel ripples course through his tail.

"You bury your face fully into his belly
but your fingers do not quit
you slip one inside his hole
tilting it upward
causing a loud moan from Rin."

You bury your face in his big round belly getting his slime all over your skin. In your mouth. In your nose. Breathing is over rated compared to his embrace.

You easily slip a finger into his hole only for it to be smothered by incredible pressure. What you would not give to have your tongue deep inside him. Your finger moves easily despite the pressure you poke and prod every inch making him moan and growl with delight.

"As he sits back, you fall onto the bed."

Bed? We were on a chair two seconds ago.

I really like the art.

I know it is not the most polished game ever but I really liked it.

Thank you so much. You made my day <3. May your world record stand as long a a pear tree. :)

I have faith in you. You can do it. Unless you don't want to in which case I have still have faith in you, but you can't do it. ;)

Someone understood the assignment. This is unironically a great game. It is also ironically a great game.

I did not finish the game. I was patient. I really tried. I made it to the giant block with the two smaller blocks that go left and right and gave up. I like the art and music. I can't say it is so bad it is good because it is not particularly bad. Unless you don't like precision platformers.

I got a high score of 10. Amazing I know XP. My sucking aside it is a really good game. The controls are just jank enough that it is really fun. 

*Banana noises* 0/10. (I liked the art. The boss fight was... something. It was actually pretty good. Oh no!)

The art style drew me in. It is nice. The story was magnificent. 10/10.

  I don't think you and I are in disagreement. I did not intend to be rude. I am sorry if it came off that way. I don't see a need to split hairs over who is or is not a "true" Christian. Christianity has existed long before written language. People have been able to find God long before the Bible was conceived. God is celebrated across the world by countless people in countless ways. If the Bible helps you connect to God that is great. And I am not going to tell you that you are not a vegan because you eat meat. I agree words have meaning and the meaning of words is important, but not everything is always black and white. There are multiple kinds of vegans. Whether you knew it or not that is actually a perfect analogy.

  "I'd also be careful about establishing what the Bible was written for when we weren't the ones who wrote it." you are saying to the person who is arguing the faith is more than the book. I agree 10,000%. The old testament is also known as the Hebrew Bible because it was written by Jews over the course of hundreds of years as you could probably guess by the fact it contains hundreds of years of actual human history. Twenty seven books were added onto it and it became the new testament. The new testament was written in Greek. St. Mark began writing the new testament about 60 years after the death of Jesus. Who was St. Mark? We don't know. His story was ironically lost to time so we gave him the name of one of Jesus's followers. Same for the other authors of the new testament. St. Paul wrote half of the new testament. Mathew and Luke wrote their portions around 80 years after the death of Jesus. Luke was not a fan of the Jewish people. The Bible as we know it today (kind of) was codified by Bishop Athinazia of Alexandria 300 years after the death of Jesus banning hundreds of scriptures as heresy for not fitting his vision of what he though Christianity and The Bible should be. When I said I was a Christian I meant it.

  I never argued God changes. I said the tradition was one of the things I loved about the faith. People change. The way we celebrate our faith changes. The Bible changes. Different denominations have different versions of the Bible. People fight all the time about which Bible is the one correct version. I refuse to be one of them.

  As far as I can tell you and I are in agreement. The only difference is that you believe the Bible is important and I believe the teachings of Jesus are important.

I believe in Christian values but not  the church. Love your neighbor. Give second chances. I believe in a higher power. I do not believe that higher power speaks to or through the pope. The Bible did say being gay is wrong... from 1946 to 1971, My God does not reside in the pages of a book. If it did it would not be the Bible. I went to church. I went to Bible camp. I was baptized. I went to my nieces christening. I respect the traditions of Christianity. The Bible was written to help people understand Christian values, but times have changed. Christian values and tradition are so much more than one book and trying to flatten thousands of years of heritage into a few hundred pages is insulting.

I guess I am just jaded. Too many Christians are actually grifters looking to abuse people's faith so I always approach these things with a healthy dose of skepticism. 

I am happy I could be of help. You can never be too direct. If this game is satire don't be afraid to make it obvious. You could have a tutorial where someone who is obviously evil get into Heaven on a technicality and someone who is obviously good is sent to Hell on  a technicality. And that is just the way it is. Don't question the doctrine or else. And yes I do know the response is AI. I am not an idiot. There has to be a person working on some part of this game. This is for them.

I can in fact confirm I personally despise you <3.

The game is... okay. Figuring out how to move took a minute. The baddies kept getting stuck in the corner. I made it to the second wave with two carts on my first and only attempt. There is not a whole lot I have not seen before. I understand it was made in a short amount of time and I do respect that. But ... Anyway. The movement is a fun idea. More than anything I think you should focus on making the unique movement the defining feature.

1: Yes, but not because anything you did. I am familiar with papers please. 2: No. 3: It does feel confusing. 4: I did and No.

In the words of Yahtzee Croshaw a papers please style game without a time limit is boring. This game is simply bad. I know that is mean, but it is true. It is derivative, boring and confusing. I recently played a similar game that is simply better in every way. I know comparison is the thief of joy.  But you set yourself up for the comparison when you titled your game after not only a better game but a genre of better games. I hope this helps.

Ps: As a life long Christian I find this game a little insulting. I have no reverence for the Bible. I laugh when it mentions Goliath is uncircumcised. You are not doing us any favors where sending a good person to heaven for the wrong reason will get you fired. This is a horribly conceived idea. I noticed on the title screen you are asking for money. I hope this is not a cash grab.

This is a good game. I am glad I played it. I did struggle with the last word a bit, but over all it is very well made.

 Don't sell yourself short. You put effort into understanding the story and for that I am grateful. Thanks for playing. I appreciate the comment. :)

 Do you think I missed the mark? Do you think the story is lacking in some way?

The knights keep beating me. I don't know how to capture them. I did try pressing the q key.

Yeah. I really like this. It is clearly a little rough around the edges, but I like the unique game design. It is a great idea. :)

The game does work. :) I thought it was pretty fun.

We all have to start somewhere. Keep working on it and it will be great one day. I did like the art in isolation.

I didn't finish the game. The art was inconsistent in a way that did not feel intentional. There were grammar mistakes I was willing to over look until I realized the writing was... you made a random blade runner reference out of left field. The writing was not good. I know Naruto is popular but not everyone will know what sharingan mean. This feels like a passion project. Which is fine. The game is not good.

I like the idea. I like the ambition. The game is simply not very well made. The jumps are hard to gauge. I can jump around walls. I made it to the puzzle with the two moving platforms with buttons on them and I just could not be bothered. The game was slow and just not very interesting. I am sorry for being so blunt.

This is an interesting game. I like the art. It is not too hard but there is some strategy involved.

Cool game. I liked the turning. It did not feel like I was piloting a space ship which I know does not sound like a compliment but it is. The art was pretty. The writing fun.

First I love to see girls with body hair. All bodies are beautiful. The music is great. The laughter infectious. I do think the game got a little repetitive near the end, but it is short enough I didn't really mind. I respect what you are going for and think it was executed very well. <3 My high score was 463,005.

Very nice. I really like the art. The scene prompts are unique and fun. I really like the atmosphere and the way players collaborate.

Cute. <3

I really liked the introduction. I don't know how to increase my skills. I noticed my stealth improves when I rob people, I got to familiar without even trying. I liked that I had to buy the watch it is a nice touch. I stole a watch but could not use it which is... I am assuming Oliver Twist was part of the inspiration That is one of two things it reminded me of. When I was on my character screen there was a problem when I scrolled down the screen would jump back to the top. I got the contract. This is a good demo. Keep it up.

I really like the art. The game play is solid.

I found it interesting the game is harder if you try to be lewd. I got every achievement and I assumed there was one for have zero corruption and beat the game in 14 days. I am disappointed none of the customers were girls. I would have liked the option to show a girl my tits. It is a solid game especially for a jam game. I don't have any real complaints.