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No worries, it will probably work on reboot.

Thanks for playing the game! Agree that some polish is definitely needed in a few areas! If you had nearly beaten all of the guards you should definitely try beating the final boss again, as that is most of the fight. You can skip straight to him via level select. Have fun! 

Thank you for making it!!!

This game is excellent and might be my favorite of the jam visually.

Aside: I was trying to figure out how to add more slices (given people here have gotten to day 5 I know there is a way to do it).

This game's graphics are quite crisp and the gameplay is simple yet hard to master. Very enjoyable.

This game is legitimately hilarious. Super funny concept and its very fun to play. My sole complaint is that there seems to be a some rng with how much attention the office workers pay to you. Sometimes you'll be really pestered and sometimes they are quite laissez-faire. I have to say though this game is super well-done.

Really changed the way I thought about urban design.

I wish the money was real money I'd be rich.

This is extremely well done. I think the most impressive part for me is how you were able to make so many assets within the time period as well as a character creator. Just really impressive all the way around.

This game is simply probably not for you, and that is ok! :-)

Gives me Pocket Frogs vibes. Great job on this one.

I had lost all hope. I thought games would never be good again. Then, as though descending from the very heavens, came Spin the Rock. 

With its liberal borrowings from a diverse number of classical works, Spin the Rock brings a new, more philosophical approach to game design. It includes a truly star-studded cast, encompassing such talents as Dwayne the Rock Johnson, Donald Trump, and Narendra Modi. The game embraces both the old and the new, with classic NES tropes being perfectly mixed with modern gaming conventions in a way no one except The Dev could ever be expected to pull off.

But what most strikes you while playing is the sheer seriousness of the game. The game is utterly devoid of that whimsy which so dominates modern games. It chooses, at every moment, to take the protagonist and the player he embodies seriously. The game features several interconnected story arcs that ultimately coalesce in a conclusive conclusion. Spin the Rock is an uncompromising portrait of the American Dream and the way it affects the hearts of the many. The game's commentary on our current society, while in tune with the realities of today, will prove to be truly timeless.

This is a game people will remember for centuries. Bravo! Bravo!!!!!

Not sure about that, you could submit a ticket just to make sure.

Thanks for playing our game! I am really glad you enjoyed it!! I definitely agree the game needs some work to make it more balanced, will push an update sometime after the jam period ends!

Thanks for playing! Glad you enjoyed our game!! I definitely intend to polish this up significantly after the jam period ends.

No problem Mr. Platypus!

Thanks for making the game!

I need more time to write a full review this game moved me in a way no game ever has bravo.

Build for Mac or web this game looks insane I want to play please.

Poor cows. 10/10

Spun longer than any top I ever owned, well done!

GOOSE

You are an actual genius for making this within the time limit. Insane talent.

It's a fun little puzzle game, no doubt. Congrats on your first game!!

Go raibh maith agat! Is mór an trua é go deimhin! An bhfuil discord agat?

Cool!! Prazer em conhecê-lo! Eu amo Monty Python. :-)

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Great game

That was actually kinda beautiful. Bravo! Hope there was no one living on those planets at the end though. 

Of course! Can't wait to see your future projects!

Yeah definitely! I absolutely think this game has a chance of gaining additional popularity if more content were to be added in the future!

This is an excellent jam entry! I think the text based UI is great and the concept is very funny. I notice people here are saying the UI is cluttered, which I don't really agree with. Seemed pretty standard for games with this kind of design. 

The English is very good as is, but I noticed you mentioned you had translated it via Gemini. I would have liked to see a version in your native language, if only out of curiosity to see more of the original thought process behind the project. Let me know if you ever decide to add that, I will come back to play it again if so! Great job! :-)

holy cow dude this is your first game this is insane!!! This is crazy good for your first game!! 

Excellent game. My sole complaint is that it was far, far too serious. There was nothing goofy or silly about it at all. The story was incredibly dark.

I like the little slime sprite, and all-in-all I think its cool you went back in to tweak with the physics a little. 

Good good. I love the artstyle

This needs either a tutorial or a brief explanation of how to play in the description, but the fact you did everything  by yourself in such a short period of time is still really impressive. And the concept is great!

Make a Mac Build and I will play

Feels like watching Naruto while drunk, excellent work my friend!

Fun game. I think the HP is a little generous, but its definitely fun.

Genius